My Avocado Revelation

California avocados are so big that every time I am going to eat one I think “This must be what an ostrich egg is like.” So today I pretended I had an ostrich egg with my lunch and held if very gently while walking back to my desk.  Then I felt like the episode of Seinfeld where the guy cradles the mango in jury duty, so I immediately stopped.  This is my daily relationship with food! yes I am going crazy